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Sunday, January 31, 2010

Oh God! Strikes First and Harder Than the Mariachis


Holy catfish! You don't pay attention, and things happen.
Oh God! actually has the first points of the year with the passing of the lovely and oh so womanly, Jean Simmons. (No, not that Gene Simmons. This Jean Simmons.)
Best known for her role of Varinia in Spartacus, she was also cast as Ophelia in Sir Lawrence Olivier's Hamlet. She had a long career on screen and in live theater, her final performance in Shadows in the Sun, in 2008.
She received numerous recognitions and awards, including Officer of the Order of the British Empire, Fellow of the British Film Institute and in 1958 accepted the Oscar for Best Actor in a Leading Role--unfortunately on behalf of Alec Guinness, not for herself.
Oh God! receives 20 points. And we will miss you Jean.
Jean Simmons
January 31, 1929 - January 22, 2010

Thursday, January 28, 2010

1st Hits


Well, it's happened.
J.D. Salinger, the reclusive author of Catcher in the Rye has passed on at age 91, giving Death Rattle of the Mariachi first points for the year.
Sought after as the Holy Grail of interviews, he lived as an almost absolute hermit for the last 3 decades and although he continued to write, he stated flatly in a 1980 interview, "I write for myself, and I want to be left absolutely alone to do it."
Without an ironic tone to be heard, "Mr. Salinger, we hardly knew ye."
Jerome David Salinger
January 1, 1919 - January 27, 2010
Correction: Jean Simmons passed on January 22, 2010. Maraichis have the second hit.

Saturday, January 2, 2010

Teams and The Celebrities Chosen

Here it is! Please review for spelling. And then keep an eye on your list and make sure you contact me if someone on your list passes!

Oh God!
Happy & Yogi
Berra, Yogi
Berry, Chuck
bin Laden, Osama
De Havilland, Olivia
Forsythe, John  RIP 9
Funicello, Annette
Gordy, Barry
Horn, Roy
Manson, Charles
Powell, Jane
Rooney, Mickey
Simmons, Jean RIP 20
Specter, Phil
Stuart, Gloria  RIP 1
Vick, Michael

Dawn of the Dead
Dawn
Alomar, Roberto
Bale, Christian
Bono, Chaz
Brown, Bobby
Hasan, Nidal Malik
Hatch, Richard (Survivor)
Hilton, Perez
Jackson, Joe (Michael's dad)
Love, Courtney
Murray, Dr Conrad
Perry, William "The Refrigerator"
Sharpton, Al
Sutherland, Donald
Thomas, Orlando
Tyler, Steven

Death Rattle of the Mariachi
Heather
Anderson, Michael J
Cage, Nicholas
Clark, Dick
Domino, Fats
Douglas, Kirk
Franklin, Aretha
King, BB
Lewis, Jerry Lee
Meadmoore, Clara
Pastrana, Travis
Ray, Mary Josephine RIP 14
Salinger, JD RIP 9
Sendak, Maurice
Wilson, Brian
Wolff, Tom

Bring Out Your Dead
Garrett
al Maliki, Nouri
Al Megrahi, Abdelbaset ali Mohamed
Ali, Muhammed
Calderon, Felipe
Chinen, Kama  RIP 14
Ford, Betty
Lemon, Meadowlark
Mandella, Nelson
Paisley, Ian
Regan, Nancy
Richards, Keith
Roberts, Pat
Rooney, Andy
Walters, Barbara
Wendt, George

Grim Reefer
Kerry
Billingsly, Barbara
Bush, George H. W.
Carter, Jimmy
Cooper, Jackie
Ebert, Rodger
Goodall, Jane
Griffith, Andy
Hawking, Stephen
Abdul-Jabbar, Kareem
Keach, Stacy
Madoff, Bernie
Nielson, Bridgitte
Nimoy, Leonard
Plummer, Christopher
van Dyke, Dick

TnT
Tim & Tracy
Biggs, Ronnie
Finn, John William  RIP 1
Harvey, Doug
Harwell, Ernie  RIP 8
Hope, Dolores
Jones, Johnny Lam
Raabe, Meinhart  RIP  6
Santo, Ron  RIP 30
Sharon, Ariel
Steinbrenner, George  RIP 20
Strahl, Chuck
The Amazing Randi
Tierney, Maura
Wetteland, John
Wooden, John  RIP 1

La Petite Mort
Scott & Jen
Aleksanyan, Vasily
Allen, Paul
Byrd, Robert  RIP 8
Channing, Carol
Diller, Phyllis
Douglas, Roy
Graham, Billy
Hasselhoff, David
Horne, Lenna  RIP  8
Lang, Artie
Lewis, Jerry
McCready, Mindy
Morgan, Harry
Phoenix, Joaquin
Winehouse, Amy

Undercooked Pork
Paul
Bonsall, Brian
Castro, Fidel
Dick, Andy
Douran, Gary
Edwards, Blake  RIP 12
Fignon, Laurrent  RIP 50
Furlong, Edward
Haim, Corey RIP 62
Hopper, Dennis RIP 26
Il, Kim Jong
MacCorindale, Simon  RIP 42
Rourke, Mickey
Sizemore, Tom
Tork, Peter
Wallach, Eli

Jaws of Life
Alice
Aaron, Hank
Blagojevich, Rod
Bowie, David
Bradberry, Ray
Busey, Gary
Chapman, Duane "Dog The Bounty Hunter"
Doherty, Pete
Faulk, Peter
King, Stephen
Morris, Neve
Nolte, Nick
O'Neal, Ryan
Rickles, Don
Stern, Howard
Thatcher, Margaret

Death of the Divorcee
Noelle
Abdul, Paula
Aiken, Clay
Brown, Chris
Diamond, Dustin
Fox, Michael J
Gosselin, John
Grammar, Kelsey
Hefner, Hugh
Jones, Jerry
Lohan, Lindsey
McCartney, Bill
Obama, Barack
Suleman, Nadya (Octo Mom)
Phillips, Mackenzie
Van Halen, Eddie

Cremation Station
Drew
Anker, Conrad
Ballesteros, Seve
Bush, Barbara
Carey, Mariah
Chemical Ali RIP 32
Garner, James
Meyer, Urban
O'Toole, Peter
Pallin, Sarah
Reid, Tara
Salmoni, Dave
Sheen, Charlie
Shula, Don
Taylor, Elizabeth
Wilson, Owen

High Noon Drive By
Todd
Bowlen, Pat
Cooper, Sierra  RIP 78
Davis, Al
Edwards, Elizabeth  RIP 39
Finch, Larry
Gabor, Zha Zha
Ginsberg, Ruth Bader
Gumble, Bryant
Henson, Lou
Joosten, Kathryn
Lenihan, Brian
Olsen, Merlin RIP 31
Pope Benedict
Queen Elizabeth
Rose, Dave

As the Urn Turns
Mary Ann
Barker, Bob
Bowden, Bobby
Dyrdek, Rob
Hogan, Hulk
Jenner, Bruce
Johnston, Levi
King, Larry
Kissenger, Henry
Limbaugh, Rush
Lohan, Michael
Richardson, Kevin
Rivers, Joan
Ross, Diana
Shelby, Carroll
West, Kanye

DOA
Paul B
Allen, Woody
Andrews, Julie
Arkin, Alan
Armani, Giorgio
Bailey, F. Lee
Baker, Howard
Belafonte, Harry
Bennet, Tony
Borgnine, Ernest
Brooks, Mel
Carter, Roslynn
Collins, Phil
MacLaine, Shirley
Martindale, Wink
Switt, Loretta

** A note about the pictures. All pictures were located using Google images and are linked from the website that published them. If I've infringed on anyone's copyright, please notify me and I will take the image down. We sincerely love (almost) everyone listed and pictured.

A look back and a look forward

2010 has started with another wonderful party and lots of laughter, but before I issue the announcement of teams, lets take a look back at '09.

Heather's team "Six Months From a Broken Hip" ended up winning again, amid controversy which prompted a Rule Change: The Sequential Rule of Old People. (Her other team, "Death Rattle of the Mariachi" failed to generate a hit.)


Cremation Station got off to the early lead with the passing of Ricardo Montalban. I was deeply saddened by this hit--I must confess a bit of a man-crush for such a remarkable individual. Buy me a beer and I will explain myself.

2009 also witnessed a remarkable series of hits in late June when Ed McMahon passed and all of us felt the loss. But then Farrah Fawcett died, and while none of us were shocked, the nation had no chance to mourn because Michael Jackson died only hours later! "Who had Michael?" became the rallying cry of Dead Pool followers everywhere, but no one remembers that High Noon Drive By had Ed or that Happy Trails had Farrah. And by the way, Dawn of the Dead had "The King of Pop."

A few teams celebrated hitless seasons, but none so successfully as Garrett & Alice. Not just one, but both of their teams (Dead Leprechans and Bring Out Your Dead) avoided any sniff of the Grim Reaper prompting the 2010 team name change of Dead Leprechans to Jaws of Life. Perhaps their lists will no longer be the safest place to live.

So as the New Year begins, I draw from the staple song of remebrance and toasts "We'll take a cup of kindness yet, for auld lang syne." Here's to looking back and looking forward.

Tomorrow I will post the complete list of teams and drafts.