The prize winner, however, appears to be Undercooked Pork, totaling 198 points and garnering the trophy, the winnings and many accolades from near and far.
The year had its share of controversy. Chemical Ali died by execution and yet the Lifeguard still awarded points in a curious twist of the Saddam Hussein Rule. The Lockerbie Bomber was released from prison with liver cancer on "humanitarian" grounds only to receive a hero's welcome in Lebanon and survive the year. And Japan released a statement that, through poor census taking techniques, bad monitoring of social benefits and widespread greed, many of the oldest Japanese have actually been dead for a while. While this sent ripples of murmuring through the Western practitioners of Eastern medicine and their claims of longer life (actually no, it didn't. It was quietly ignored.....) Kama Chinen was still well documented and confirmed as having lived for 114 years and now is deceased.
And now we prepare ourselves for the coming year and the surprises that lay in waiting. Will Charlie Sheen cheat the Grim Reaper one more year? Who will be this year's Princess Diana, shocking everyone with the tragedy that is our grief? What teams will we see accept this challenge for the coming year?
Look over the Rules, put your list together and join us for the 2011 Hangover Recovery and Dead Pool Draft on January 1.
UPDATE -- January 2, 2011
As exhibited in the Comments (below), I am not always right. In fact, I make it a habit to commit at least 3 mistakes every day. This keeps me humble. So I would like to amend the above statements.
- Abdel Baset al-Megrahi is dying of prostate cancer. I wrote "liver." I'm not a doctor, nor do I play one on TV.
- The Lockerbie Bomber was released to Libya. I wrote "Lebanon." I'm not a cartographer, either.
- Our US media and government reported the release on "humanitarian grounds" rather than the more appropriate "compassionate" grounds.
- As reported in The Guardian, a British newspaper, cables released through WikiLeaks suggest, "Muammar Gaddafi, the Libyan leader, made explicit and "thuggish" threats to halt all trade deals with Britain and harass embassy staff if Megrahi remained in jail, the cables show. At the same time "a parade of treats" was offered by Libya to the Scottish devolved administration if it agreed to let him go, though the cable says they were turned down."
You write:
ReplyDelete'The Lockerbie Bomber was released from prison with liver cancer on "humanitarian" grounds only to receive a hero's welcome in Lebanon...'
Check the ACTUAL facts. Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al-Megrahi was not released from prison with liver cancer - he had hormone resistant PROSTRATE cancer. He was NOT released on "humanitarian" grounds but WAS released on compassionate grounds in accordance with Section 3 of the Prisoners and Criminal Proceedings (Scotland) Act 1993. The manner in which he was welcomed, in Libya NOT Lebanon, is a matter of interpretation. The phrase "a hero's welcome" was first used in UK Press and Media reports.
The following piece of advice can also be applied to the written word -
"Just remember, especially in politics, that people who make statements as fact without knowing what they are talking about are just opening their mouth and letting their belly rumble."
Michael,
ReplyDeleteI am sincerely touched that you follow our little entertainment! We enjoy ourselves immensely.
Please be aware, however, that while I write with authority, it would be a gross mistake by anyone that I present "facts." In fact, I write on things that amuse me, surprise me and/or even shock me. Most of the time I try to be amusing, as well, and while my ability to effectively convey that may be open for interpretation, I hope anyone who reads my blogs enjoys the humor in which they are intended.
I invite you to play with us. Anyone so well read and researched as yourself would do well in our game. What are your thoughts on Charlie Sheen?
Thanks again for reading and correcting me. I appreciate the feedback!